Adeline Herveaux

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1/25/2017 10:45pm

Vous n'êtes pas aussi fabuleux que moi. Je suis FABULEUX donc je m'agenouille et lèche mes pieds paysans!


Au Revoir,

Adeline Herveaux


P.S. Vous avez aussi des aisselles malodorantes

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Coffee Secrets
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1/23/2017 1:44am

Dear Violet,


Keep your opinions about coffee to yourself. I do not care for your peasant coffee.

You are piteously obtuse onanist and a gaudy coma-inducing practitioner of non-consentual bestiality.

Au Revoir

Adeline





Chatte
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11/13/2016 2:13am

Violet

Oh that explains why you are so ugly! You are a demon! Hey I really wanted to kick you in the teeth but then I realised it will make you look better.


Si je donnai votre corde vous vous pendre?

Au Revoir
Adeline





Chatte
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11/13/2016 2:08am

Violet

I would give the same advice to you except that I realised that your pockets must be empty and you can't bear the expense of a doctor.


Manger du poison et mourir.

Au Revoir
Adeline





Chatte
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11/13/2016 2:04am

Violet

At least I have brain cells. You seem to have 2 brain cells. One ran away and the other one is looking for it.

Mégots visages

Au Revoir
Adeline





Chatte
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11/13/2016 2:01am

Violet

Nom de Dieu! I am so jealous of every one that hasn't met you before.

You are a feeble-minded pitiful sideshow freak. I feel sorrowful for you paysan.

Au Revoir
Adeline





Chatte
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11/13/2016 12:28am

Violet

Wait, you can think? I didn't realise! I though you were attardé. Here is some advice for your disabled mind. "My hopes may be down but my syndrome keeps me up."

Au Revoir
Adeline





Chatte
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11/13/2016 12:24am

Violet

Chéri, you are so hideous that when your mother takes you around she gets fined for littering. If you are going to be 2 faced, at least make one pretty.

I have noticed chéri that you are quite pot bellied. In other words you are fat. Does it run in the family? Oh wait, no one runs in your family

Au Revoir
Adeline





Chatte
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11/13/2016 12:15am

Violet

Because of you our trees have to waste oxygen. That is not acceptable. Do us a favour and don't breathe.

Also your so ugly that even hello kitty said good bye to you. Did you set your face on fire and try to put it out with a fork? I mean I might need to borrow your face because my arse is on holiday.

Reste dans les arbres de paix. Violet est stupide en utilisant votre oxygène

Au Revoir
Adeline





Chatte
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11/13/2016 12:09am

Violet

Why don't you check the shops for a life? If I have to be honest then I don't find you annoying except when you breathe. If you will stop inhaling everyone's oxygen then we would all be fine.

Autrement dit, je voudrais que vous mourrez houe.

Au Revoir
Adeline





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